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I wouldn't be surprised if she stole the devil's job

With her pretty face and her pretty name

Because the worst he could do

Would always be number two

To her ability to cause me pain

What on earth was I thinking

Is what I think when I look back

And it's been a while

So I can manage a smile

But I can't seem to change the fact

That I don't want to save the planet

If it's the planet where Evelyn lives

I put her face on a wanted poster

So I'd have something to remember her by

But I know it's no use

She'll always be on the loose

Cause she knows all the best places to hide

She's got herself a brand new boyfriend

And he's a nice enough sort of guy

When they reach their end

Then he and I can be friends

This is of course if he survives

And we'll sing

We don't want to save the planet

If it's the planet where Evelyn lives

(No we don't want to save the planet

If it's the planet where Evelyn lives)

Then one night as I stared at my ceiling

I could hear voices calling my name

Outside my window

I noticed the glow

Of an angry mob carrying flames

Well I could see that it was Evelyn's fan club

Each one with a tear in his eye

As we approached her domain

I taught them all this refrain

And then reveled in the sound of their cries

As we sang

We don't want to save the planet

If it's the planet where Evelyn lives

No we don't want to save the planet

If it's the planet where Evelyn lives

No we don't want to save the planet

If it's the planet where Evelyn lives