All I Want For Christmas Is A Dukla-prague Away Ki Lyrics

Half Man Half Biscuit - All I Want For Christmas Is A Dukla-prague Away Ki Lyrics

All I Want For Christmas Is A Dukla-prague Away Ki Lyrics

There was one of a game

{? Odds scale ?} Amsterdam,

The cards are down;

He thought he was better than you,

And the day after school,

You'd go around there to play him,

Hoping to compete for some kind championship,

And it always took about 15 billion hours to set the track up.

And even when you did, the thing never seemed to work.



It was a dodgy transformer, again and again.

It was a dodgy transformer, again and again.

It was a dodgy blue mass, again and again.

It was a dodgy transformer, cost 3 pounds 10.



So he sent his doting mother

Up the stairs with the stepladder,

To get the {? Sub-u-dome ?}

Out of the loft.

It had all the accessories

Required for that big-match atmosphere.

The crowd and the dugout,

And the floodlights, too.

And you'd always get palmed off

With a headless center-forward,

And a goal-kicker with no arms,

And a face like his.

And he'd managed to get hold of

A Dukla-Prague Away Kit,

His uncle owned a sport shop

And he'd kept it to one side.

And after only five minutes

You'd be down to ten men,

And then he said he'd be right back

While taking the base from under his left-wing.

Come to half-time, you were losing, four-nil.

Each and every goal, {? are partly because of some os his ?} stupid penalties.

So you smash up the floodlights

And the game was abandoned,

And the bog would bark

And you'd be banned from his house.

And your travelling army

Of synthetic supporters

Would be taken away from you

And thrown in the bin.



And now he's working

In a job with a future.

He hands me my Gyro              (as in gyroscope, not "hero")

Every two weeks.

And me, I'm on the lookout

For a proper transformer.



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