Anyone For Tinnies Lyrics
order bell, Before I roam I feel my mouthBegin to foam, It's not too late To get some tins Seal my fate, I need to quenchmy raging thirst There's plenty more cash inmy purse I say bartender, re-open the bar straight away I believe a lock-in isorder of the day, ANY ONE FOR LOCK-INS I don'tsee why Landlords got the buff Lock-ins are great I was perfectly chuffed I wasperfectly chuffed, Why is be wielding thathat The one of the baseball variety This puts pay to my play The twist of mysobriety, Well that did nothing for my nervesWhat a terrible fright I'll go and find a liquor store In the dead of the nightAnyone for tinnies There's ducks in my mouthAn alcoholic drought My nerves are in tatters Inebriation is all that matters,What is the problem with the world All I wantis to have a drink Pour that brew right down my neck I don't ask much I don'tthink, So off we go, back to my place Open myfridge and peer within On comes the light, look round the lettuce My fridge isfull, it's tinnies heaven, Grab a four packand a few tins more On with the telly, slump on the floor The Hitman and Her Ithankfully missed Who gives a sod, I'm totallypissed
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