Beachcombing For The Holidays Lyrics

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Stumble out of bed and go to work at half past seven

At night you fix some food and watch TV until eleven

And inbetween your coffeebreaks you try to earn a fortune

'Cause you are daddy's pride and joy

The travelagents start to advertise on new years day

Eat mustard in Dijon or take a swim in Pocketbay

Your boss is breathing down your neck you need to get away

And it will soon be holiday

With pockets full of cash

And friends with names like Jack and Nash

You book the cheapest trip you can

And then you're off to wonderland

And you get pissed on your way there

And make rude comments to a queer

But Jackie throws him off the boat

A french policeman makes a note

Your friends at work all envy you bacause you've seen the world

You've got some news from Athens and you claim you kissed a french girl

You tell them that you're half a man without all new impressions

You need your kicks like they need air

With pockets full of cash

And friends with names like Jack and Nash

You book the cheapest trip you can

And then you're off to wonderland

And you get stoned when you arrive

And Jackie doubts that you're alive

He digs a grave with his own hands

A dutch policeman stops his plans