Big Dumb Guy Lyrics

Carly Simon - BIG DUMB GUY Lyrics

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BIG DUMB GUY Lyrics

So many tech-heads, recent invasion
I stretch out my long legs
And I kick away the mouse pad, baby

Amazon, eBay, Oracle, he say
He promise a freebee
But he's such a pokey little guy
Wait, I hear big footsteps

Thud, thumping out of the past
That big dumb guy is here at last
That big dumb guy is here at last

Cyberman lights up but mostly he floppy
Computer man crashes
He's so humpty dumpty, baby

Now, he tries this experiment
Though he knows it's so low-tech
He tries patting his forehead
While he's rub, rub, rubbing my stomach, baby

But he can't do it, can he?
No, no, he can't do that at all
But wait, I hear big footsteps

Thud, thumbing out of the past
Sure enough, that big dumb guy is here at last
That big dumb guy is here at last, big papa bear

Maybe you can remember
It wasn't that long ago
When you dialed a number
You got a living, breathing human being
On the telephone

Don't want nothing to do
But just study the skin on your face
I want to look up at the sky
And watch the sunset with someone like you

Wait, I hear big footsteps
Thud, thumbing out of the past
That big dumb guy is here at last
That big dumb guy is here at last
That big dumb guy is here, he's here

In fact, he's brought his
Big raccoon coat with him
And he doesn't even know it's
Politically incorrect

That big dumb guy is here at last
I see him now walking toward me
Let's get it on with your big bad self

Get it on, babe, get it on, babe
Get it on, babe, get it on, babe
That big dumb guy is here at last
Big, big, big, big, big, big dumb guy

Oh, ha, smartest guy, I ever knew, yeah
Kiss me, kiss me, kiss me
Kiss me, kiss me, now, it feels so good

I don't want to have to go into
Those chat rooms anymore
I don't want to see that pinwheel go 'round

And around and around
Every time I try to open any window
Hold me, you big dumb guy, you smart guy