Chester The Molester Lyrics

Sloan - Chester The Molester Lyrics

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Chester The Molester Lyrics

Chester the Molester's not without his charms

She can see herself hanging off his arm

He's saying, "Hey bartender, put it on my tab

Unless my limit's running out again"

He's generous but when he's tired of coughing it up

Well, there's a bill that says he will

But he's never concerned when he gets burned

Because it's hotter than lava at the center of a sauna

But you know you're gonna get it when I get you where I wanna

I know you can't speak too soon

Chester the Molester's trying to hide his ring

But he's the only guy that's half-way interesting

He's saying, "Hey bartender, can you fill 'er up

Because his seat is falling out again"

Thought I was the type of guy who never put out for the night

Anymore than you were

Because it's hotter than lava at the center of a sauna

But you know you're gonna get it when I get you where I wanna

I know you can't speak too soon

I know you can't speak too soon

Don't give in

Say you're gonna turn around and lay

Don't give in

Say you're gonna turn around and lay

Chester the Molester never kept his word

He never found that ring and now he's lost his bird

He's saying, "Hey bartender, can I look you up

if I'm ever coming out again?"

She's courteous but shuts him down, he's wonderin' still

If there's a bill that says she will

'Cause he's never concerned, but he'll get burned

Because it's hotter than lava at the center of a sauna

But you know you're gonna get it when I get you where I wanna

I know you can't speak too soon

I know you can't speak too soon