Christmas Dragnet Lyrics
This is the season.<br />
My name's Wednesday.<br />
My partner's Frank Jones.<br />
The Chief's name is Captain Kellogg.<br />
<br />
December the 24th, Christmas Eve.<br />
They brought in a guy named 'Grudge'.<br />
When I heard what they booked him on, my blood ran cold.<br />
It was a 4096325- 096704: not believing in Santa Claus.<br />
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4:35 p.m.<br />
I was working the holiday watch out of homicide with Frank.<br />
<br />
"Hang up your stocking yet, Joe?"<br />
<br />
"Yeah, just before I come down. You too Frank?"<br />
<br />
"Alway do. <br />
Hung it up early just in case I have'ta work late tonight.<br />
Wouldn't wanna miss out on when Santa Claus comes you know. "<br />
<br />
"Sure wouldn't, be a shame."<br />
<br />
"Whatcha gonna do tomorrow, Joe?<br />
Whatcha gonna do on Christmas, got any plans?"<br />
<br />
"Nothin' much."<br />
<br />
"Why don't you come by the house Joe?<br />
We're gonna have Christmas dinner.<br />
You know, all the trimmings:<br />
turkey, celery stuffing, oysters maybe.<br />
Chestnuts, all the trimmings, you know.<br />
Cranberry sauce, love'ta have ya.<br />
The Missus always fixes a plate of relish<br />
with them little carrot sticks.<br />
You know, olives, pickles, scallions.<br />
Most people call them green onions, but they're really scallions.<br />
Did you ever notice that Joe?"<br />
<br />
"Notice what Frank?"<br />
<br />
"How most people call them green onions but they're really scallions."<br />
<br />
"Uh-huh. Scallions."<br />
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"Anytime after two, Joe. Love ta have ya."<br />
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"Uh-huh. Well I'll see."<br />
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"Love ta have ya."<br />
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"Uh-huh. Well, I'll see."<br />
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"Love ta have ya."<br />
<br />
"Uh-huh. Well, I'll see."<br />
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"Missus always fixes a plate of relish with them little carrot sticks.<br />
You know - olives, pickles, scallions."-ac
