Dead Man In My Bed Lyrics
Well, she sat in a wicker chair
Her eyes, they were downcast
She breathed in the future
By breathing out the past
The die is done, the die is shook
The die is duly cast
"'Cause there's a dead man in my bed", she said
âSmile you see upon his face
It's been there for many days
There's a dead man in my bedâ
âWell, I ain't been feeling that good
Too much, no moreâ, she said, I swear
She pointed at the bedroom door
Said, âI ain't going in thereâ
She leaped out of her seat
And screamed, âSomeone's not concentrating hereâ
â'Cause there's a dead man in my bedâ, she said
âAin't speaking metaphorically
His eyes are open but he cannot see
There's a dead man in my bedâ
Well, the leaves outside the window waved
All brown, they were, and falling
Even I could tell the atmosphere
In here was utterly appalling
The phone, it rang incessantly
But nobody was calling
âThere's a dead man in my bedâ, she said
âThough he keeps on taking notes
I swear this ain't some kind of hoax
Dead man in my bedâ
Well, now, she's in the kitchen
Rattling those pots and pans
âI'd cook him something niceâ
She said, âBut he refuses to wash his handsâ
âHe used to be so good to me
Now, he smells so f**king badâ
âThere's a dead man in my bedâ, she said
âI keep poking at him with my stick
His skin is just so f**king thick
There's a dead man in my bedâ
Well, we've gotta get it all together
We've gotta get it all together
We've gotta get it all together
We've gotta get it all together
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