Dear Jeepers Lyrics
Performed by: Bob Guy<br />
<br />
-Oh, what have we here? Oh! A letter! It smells...<br />
Oh, how wonderful! I just love letters that are <br />
perfumed. Oh! Lovely! Lovely stench! Essence<br />
of wolfbane! Oh, Let me open it!...<br />
<br />
"Dear Jeepers, it was so nice of you to attend<br />
my party at the castle last week. You and Doris <br />
make such a lovely couple. I'm also very glad to <br />
have seen Igor, Boris, and Sally Snake, and <br />
Funkin the Rat. It was so much fun when we all <br />
played 'Pin the Tail on the Werewolf,' Oh yes! <br />
and 'Electrical Chairs.' When everybody sat <br />
down, Oh! Two million volts! Ha-ha-ha...! Oh, <br />
such fun!"<br />
<br />
Uh...Doris, squeeze me a glass of mildew... <br />
And to continue now...<br />
<br />
"Although the party was supposed to be rot<br />
luck, it turned out to be pot luck. It was still <br />
lovely of you to bring along that 'Leg of Lepre- <br />
chaun au Gratin.' Desdemona wants the recipe. <br />
Well, I'm... I'm rather exhausted, so I... I must <br />
close now. The sun is coming up and I must<br />
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return to the crypt.<br />
Sincerely, Count Dracula.<br />
<br />
Oh, P/S. Here's a riddle:<br />
Where there's a will, what's the way?"<br />
<br />
Ho-ho! Ha-ha-ha
