Dr. West (Skit) Lyrics
[Dr. West]
"Morning, Marshall."
[Eminem]
"Morning, doc."
[Dr. West]
"So we're discharging you today, how are you feeling?"
[Eminem]
"Anxious."
[Dr. West]
"Anxiety?"
[Eminem]
"Well, anxious to get home, anxious to get back into the world. Nervous."
[Dr. West]
"Nervous? C'mon, Marshall, you're a big boy now
Sounding like a bit of a baby, you can do this
You found a sponsor yet?"
[Eminem]
"Um, not yet. I mean, but when I get back"
[Dr. West]
"Well, if you find one, you find one. If you don't, you don't."
[Eminem]
"Well, yeah, I mean I gotta start going to meetings first and... Wait, what?"
[Dr. West]
"Well, you don't absolutely have to go to meetings and it's not like like a requirement that they fit into your schedule, we know you're a busy person."
[Eminem]
"But I thought sobriety was the most important thing?"
[Dr. West]
"So what else are you thinking?"
[Eminem]
"Um, well, I know I gotta start practicing the steps, and I mean learning them, and start being able to apply them."
[Dr. West]
"Steps?"
[Eminem]
"Yeah, steps."
[Dr. West]
"There's a lot of them, aren't there?
[Eminem]
"Well, twelve."
[Dr. West]
"Christ, I don't even know them all."
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[Eminem]
"Really?"
[Dr. West]
"Anything else?"
[Eminem]
"Um, well, I mean the only other question I have was like, what do I do if I find myself in a situation where maybe somebody is drinking around me or something like that and I get tempted to—"
[Dr. West]
"Take a drink."
[Eminem]
"What?"
[Dr. West]
"Take a drink and y'know, take the edge off."
[Eminem]
"Take the edge off? Man, if I ever take a drink I already know what that's gonna lead me to."
[Dr. West]
"What, you mean these?" *shakes pills*
[Eminem]
"Man, what the fuck?!"
[Dr. West/Slim Shady]
"Marshall, what's the matter, darling? Having some doubts are we? Marshall, you can't leave me, you'll never leave me, Marshall. We'll always be together, Marshall. Marshall...? Marshall!?
[Eminem]
"No, no, no, no, NO!"
*Alarm beeps*
"Oh shit!"
