Eggman Lyrics

Beastie Boys - Eggman Lyrics

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Eggman Lyrics

[verse 1]

I looked out the window seen his bald head

Ran to the fridge and pulled out an egg

I scoped with my scopes he had no hair

Launched that shot he was caught out there

Saw the convertible driving by

I loaded up the sling-shot, let one fly

He went for his to find he didn't have one

Put him in check, correct my egg-gun

The egg, a symbol of life

Go inside your house and bust out your wife

I pulled out the jammy he thought it was a joke

The trigger I pulled, his face the yoke 

Reached in his pocket took all his cash

Left the man standing with an egg mustasche

Suckers they come a dime a dozen

"When I say dozen you know what I'm talkin

about boy"



[verse 2]

Humpty Dumpty was a big fat egg

He was playing the wall and he broke his leg

Tossed it the window three minutes hot

He hit the Rastaman and said,"Bloodclot"

What came first the chicken or the egg

I egged the chicken, and then I ate his leg

Riding the trains, in between cars when I pull

out the station

Your gonna' get your drive-by egging

Plaguing L.A.,"Yo, you just got my little cousin essay."

Sometimes hard-boiled, sometimes runny

It comes from a chicken not a bunny, dummy

People laugh, it no joke my name's "Yauch"

And I'm throwing the yoke

"Now they got me in a cell," but I don't care

It was then that I got caught catching people out there



[verse 3]

We all dressed in black

We snuck up around the back

We began to attack, the eggs did crack on Jesus back

Sam I am, Down with the program

Green eggs and ham, Yosemite Sam

Come Halloween you know I come strapped

I throw it at a sucker and I'm "k-pap"

You made the mistake you judge a man by his race

You go through life with egg on your face

You woke-up in the morning, peculiar feeling

Looked up a saw egg dripping from the ceiling

The family, the punk rocks, the business man 

I'll dog anybody with the egg in my hand 

It's not like the crack that you put in a pipe

But the crack on your forehead here's a towel now wipe