Enter Mr. Formica Lyrics
I was a boring git Who had a social life Asrare as a rocking horse shit, Bob fucking Catley Was bardly the word NunoBettencourt A right flamin' nerd, But now I'vereturned A true nineties bloke Because I've risen my head An even bigger joke,My names Mr. Formica My middle name isprobably Keith I've got my flash & Mr.Sheen I am now armed to the teeth, To cookthe food And watch the kids Wash out theundies Remove the skids, Polish the windows And then watch this morning Goflower arranging I'm right fuckin' boring, Themoral of this story Is don't listen to bands who are shit Like Magnum forexample 'Cos you'll become a real wet git, At thestart of this song My life had improved But I've just realised That it hasn't
Lawnmower Deth Enter Mr. Formica
