Eric The Half A Bee Lyrics

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Eric The Half A Bee Lyrics

Orchestra

   Leader:A-one, two, a-one two three four

  Leader: Half a bee, philisophically,

Must ipso facto half not be.

But half a bee has got to be

Vis a vis it's entity.

-d'you see?

But can a bee be said to be

Or not to be an entire bee,

When

 half the bee is not a bee,

Due to some ancient injury.

-Singing!...

All sing: La di di, one two three,

Eric the Half a Bee.

A B C D E F G,

Eric the Half a Bee.

  Leader: Is this wretched demi-bee,

Half asleep upon my knee,

Some freak from a mena

gerie?

All yell: No!  It's Eric the Half a Bee.

All sing: Fiddle di dum, fiddle di dee,

Eric the Half a Bee.

Ho ho ho, tee hee hee,

Eric the Half a Bee.

  Leader: I love this hive employ-ee-ee,

Bisected accidentally,

One summer's afternoon by me,

I love him carnally.

All sing: He loves him carnally...

  Leader: Semi-carnally.

(speaks)

The End.

   Voice: Cyril Connolly?

  Leader: No, semi-carnally.

   Voice: Oh.

All sing: (Quietly)

Cyril Connolly

(Ends with an elaborate whistle)