Fantasy Man Lyrics
Or white chablisI sit around and watch tvDon't send flowersOr take showersBut I'll be there to pull your weedsOh yeahI don't read booksI don't french cookOr stroll around in galleriesI hate operaI hate OprahDon't fill my head with poetryYou just want to squeeze my masculinityWhy can't you leave it aloneHey, hey I ain't gonna changeHey, hey don't you love it this wayHey, hey I am what I amSo please understandI'm not you fantasy manI don't do dishesAnd I'm suspiciousOf any grown-up man who doesI'm homophobicDon't do aerobicsJust lay around and catch a buzzYou just want to squeeze my masculinityWhy can't you leave it aloneHey, hey I ain't gonna changeHey, hey don't you love it this wayHey, hey I am what I amSo please understandI'm not you fantasy manHey, hey I ain't gonna changeHey, hey don't you love me this wayHey, hey I am what I amSo please understandI'm not your fantasy manYou just want to squeeze my masculinityWhy can't you leave it aloneHey, hey I ain't gonna changeHey, hey don't you love it this wayHey, hey I am what I amSo please understandI'm not you fantasy man
Alice Cooper Fantasy Man
