Farnsworth Road Lyrics
As I Was Drivin' Through Las Vegas
By the way of Farnsworth Road,
There was a pretty dame, so I asked her name,
And said she carried quite a load.
She said, "I don't have time for strangers."
I said, "There's no one stranger than me."
She said, "you lend me advance, and I'll give you no sass
La Vega delivery."
I said, "A gal like you, with hair like that
All alone makes me rather sad."
She said, " Go at the girls? I'm a jealous girl,
And if he heard you he'd be mighty mad."
But it was much too late for runnin',
Cause behind me stood an eight foot goon.
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He said, "I'll warn ya once," with a simple punch,
And I sank like a lead balloon.
And now I'm drivin' through Las Vegas,
With a lump that'd heat the stove.
And if I get the chance, I'll keep it in my pants,
On my way down Farnsworth Road!
Yeah!
