Fell In Love With A Robot Lyrics
I fell in love with a robot
And the color of her digital eyes
She’s 5 foot 3, her lights are LED
I got a great discount from the factory
She never criticizes my lifestyle, or says to get a job
She never says any of my jokes are stupid
She totally relates to Batteries Not Included
I wonder if she loves me
I wonder if she cares
All my friends want me to give her back, but I wouldn’t dare do that
She doesn’t have a heart or any fingerprints
But she’s better than any girl that actually exists
Because she literally was made for me
I fell in love with a robot
And now I’ll never have to be alone
I know it sounds weird, but it’s a fact:
She’s a great substitute for human contact
And every time my friends call to go out
She says honey have fun!
But there’s no way I’m hanging out with the boys
Because tonight I have a hot date with my android
I wonder if she loves me
I wonder if she cares
All my friends want me to give her back, but I wouldn’t dare do that
She doesn’t have a heart or any fingerprints
But she’s better than any girl that actually exists
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Because she literally was made for me
If this sounds like science fiction, it’s because you don’t have the facts
Put yourself in my position: once you go cyborg, you don’t go back
The warranty says if they break, they’ll fix ‘em
They’ll even upgrade the operating system
I wonder if she loves me
I wonder if she cares
All my friends want me to give her back, but I wouldn’t dare do that
She doesn’t have a heart or any fingerprints
But she’s better than any girl that actually exists
Because she literally was made for me
