Hot Dog Inferno Lyrics
No matter where you're fromEither near or farCome to my snack barHave some fries or have some meatNo matter what you eatYou will never knowAt "Hot Dog Inferno"Welcome to the best burger in your whole lifeOrder, fool, or you'll miss all the funHey there, lady, suck my sausage for the whole nightCome on, baby, I'll serve you all night longNo way! Eat it up!Sit down again, it's aLong day! Bad luck!See this gun, mister?Look into mu frying panAnd I will cook your brainSwallow fasterThis sandwich disasterHave some fries or have some meatNo matter what you eatYou will never knowAt "Hot Dog Inferno"Ain't that good? It's an age old mayonnaise creamKetchup rules, so please drink up your cupGreasy sauce, I bet you'd die to try my tongue quicheBoiling pasta is heating up your bloodNo way! Eat it up!Sit down again, it's aLong day! Bad luck!See this gun, mister?Your tombstones my wooden spoonYour order seals your doomDie of mustardYou god damned bastardHave some fries or have some meatNo matter what you eatYou will never knowAt "Hot Dog Inferno"Fidding you with black pudding to your last breathOnions raw will make you fart til deathFinalli I'm gonna cut you into piecesSteaks on my grill, you smell so good at lastNo way! Eat it up!Sit down again, it's aLong day! Bad luck!See this gun, mister?Appetite and hunger comeNo matter where you're fromEither near or farCome to my snack barHave some fries or have some meatNo matter what you eatYou will never knowAt "Hot Dog Inferno"Ever been a cannibal?Just look at your plate, palWhat a big surpriseThe last one in your lifeHave some fries or have some meatNo matter what you eatYou will never knowAt "Hot Dog Inferno"
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