I Wish I Had A Date Lyrics
So I wear my suit and tieWell I wish I had a dateWith a pretty girl in mindWell I'll take her out to dinnerAnd I'll treat her real goodI'll spend all my money on expensive foodShow her off to all the rest of my friendsI'm not good lookin' but at least she's a 10I won't pay attention while my buddies scamI'll be in love with a bitchin' bimYou know I am but at least she'll pretend Well I wish I had a dateAnd a body for brawls and fightsWell if I didn't have a chicken faceI could mack 'em down the chicks at nightWell we'll go out at night and she'll ignore meJust a little but not a lotAnd she'll go flirt with the tough guysAnd they'll fool around with her twatAnd for the moment that I have my back turnedShe's making out in the parking lot Well I wish I had a dateWith a lot of trust and devotionWell I wish I didn't have a chumpWho liked to spread her legs like the oceanBut if you know I had a dateAnd she wouldn't play on meCowwa-cowwa bungaYeah, man, real peachy Well I wish I had a dateWell I wish I had a dateWell I wish I had a dateWell I wish I had a date
Fishbone I Wish I Had A Date
