Lawnmowers For Heroes, Comics For Zeros Lyrics
gone, Comics are for pre-pubescent moronic slimeWho've got nothing better to do with their time, The one I most hate isSuperman, An underpant wearing flying phallic gland,On Krypton he collects his strength and girth, I wish he'd been aborted atbirth, I hate Dan Dare and the Mekon with no hair,They live in space, I wish they'd stay up there, stupid comics full of spaceships, I'd rather read a magazine full ofgardening tips, Batman and Robin help people out a tight spot, Batman and Robinso fucking what, They live in Gotham, what dothey want, a clap? If they lived in Bradford they'd still be crap, Swamp thing Ireally do despair, Looks like a marshmallowwith seaweed of hair, What kind of hero is that supposed to be, A walking giantsea anemone, Come and join me in the humanrace, Where there's no super heroes in cartoon space
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