Long Ago Lyrics
Davey: It all seemed so long ago
Jennifer: Young and happy don't you know
Davey: Down by the creek I would show fireflies to that girl
Jennifer: But that was back when he was nice
Davey: Before my warm heart turned to ice
Whitey: My sister's wig once had lice
Jennifer: But that was long ago
Davey: The school yard's where we were the first time I kissed her
Jennifer: He thought he got some tongue
Davey: But it was only retainer
Whitey: Eleanoar's bra is a trainer
Davey: Well, there's my family home
Jennifer: And the woods we used to roam
Whitey: The only time I had sex was on the phone
Old lady for 1-555-boobies: But that was long ago
Davey: I carved our names upon that tree
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Jennifer: I loved him and he loved me
The Mayor: My darling wife was once a he
His wife: But that was long ago
Jennifer: He used to whisper in my ear
Davey: But then I started drinkin' beer
Whitey: My jewels got licked by six frisky deer
Jennifer: But now he's just a loner and a liar
Davey: And my trailers caught on fire
