Mr. Whipple Lyrics
Here's a little story about Mr. Whipple
Thinking about how he'd like to buy a motorcycle
Trying to run down all those fickle people
People squeezing Charmin
Don't be afraid of Mr. Whipple
Then he came across a very fine lady
Goes up to her and says "Hey Hey Hey Baby
Let's go down to the deli
Where I can rub that big old Whipple belly!"
He's got the paper that surely won't grind
When you go to the store he's the one you'll find
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When you leave the store he's the one you'll miss
You'll want to give Whipple a big old
Kiss
