My Name Is (explicit) Lyrics
Hi! My name is;Hi! My name is; Hi! My name is (scrathing) (Slim Shady!) [repeat] Hi kids! Do u like violence? Wanna' see me stick nine-inch nails through each one o' my eyelids? Wanna' copy me and do exactly like I did? [wanna'] Try cid [acid] and get f*****-up worse then my life is? My brains' dead weight, I'm tryin' to keep my head straight, but I can't figure out, which Spice Gurl I wanna' impregnate! An' Dr.Dre said,"Slim Shady u a basehand!", Nuh-uh! "Then whys' your face red? Man u wasted!" Well since age 12 I felt like I was someone else 'cause I hung my original self from the top-bunk with a belt! [I] Got pissed-off and ripped Pamela Lees' ***s off an' smacked 'er so hard, I knocked her clothes backwards like criss-cross! I smoke a fat bound o' grass [marijuana],an' fall on my @$$, faster then the fat b***h who sat down too fast! Comere' slut! "But Shady,wait a minute.That's my girl, dawg!" I don't give a f***,hell sent me to piss the world off! [chorus x 2] My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high! [middle school] (thanks alot!) Nex' semester I be 35! I smacked him in his face wit' an' eraser! Chased him wit' a stapler! Stapled his n*ts to a stack o' papers! walked in a *****-club,wit' my jacket zipped up,flashed the bar tender,and stu## my **#! in a tip cup! Extra terrestial, runnin' over pedestrians in a space ship, why they screamin', at me, "??? est friends!" 99% of my life I was lied to, I just found out,my mom does more dope then I do. I told 'er I'd grow p to be a famous rapper,make a record about doin' drugs an' name it after her. Ya know u blew up,when the women rush to stands, and try to touch ya hands, like some screamin' Usher fans. This guy at White Castle assed for my autograph, so I sighned it,"Dear Dave, thanx' for the support, @$$#ole! [chorus x 2] Stop the tape! Cuz Kidd needs to be locked away! Dr.Dre,don't just stand ther! OPERATE! It's to scary to leave. I'm not ready to die! (F**k that!) He'll have to carry me inside the cemetary and burry me alive! Am I comin' or goin'? I can barely deside. I just drank a fifth o' a Vodka, dare me to drive! (go ahead!) All my life i was very deprived. I had a woman in years. An' my palms are to harry to hide. [My] Clothes rip, like the Incredible Hulk, I spit when i talk (spput!),I'll fu** anything that walks. When I was hungry, I used to get so hungry I would throw fits. [like:] "How u gonna' breat-feed me mom, you ain't got no *i*s! I lay awake an' strap myself in the bed, wit' one of Proof's vest' on,an' shoot myself dead. I'm steamin' mad (Urrgh!), an' by the way, when u see my dad,yeah the fag, tell im' that I **** his throat in this dream I had! (chorus with insrumentals)
Eminem My Name Is (explicit)
