Old Lady From Carlsbad Lyrics
Met an old lady in Carlsbad
Who got bit on the ankle by a spider
It swelled on up to about the size of her knee
She was carrying clothes in a plastic bag and breathing kinda heavy
Havin' a hard day was plane to see
She said "somebody stole my shopping cart
It's sittin' out side the door
I don't understand, who could be so cruel?"
She said "Karma is a serious thing and a force to be reckoned with
And well the wipper-snapper that took it is a fool"
And now I'm walkin' with an old lady
Down to the corner bus stop
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Talkin' about Jesus and how her heart he won
Talkin' with an old lady down at the corner bus stop
She said expect you a miracle before the day be done.