R.t.v. Lyrics
Get the beer and get the chipsDeath is live opon the screenIt's reality TV!New disasters! Don't you missAll the details - we'll be back right after thisPoisoned children just for you, perverts giving interviewsRapists do it on the air, sponsored by cosmetic careTelevision's your evil eye - cables sputing filthy crudTelevision is a pig sty - wallowing in real life mudTelevision's your evil eye - wanking off to sex and bloodOn patrol with camerasGonna make some victims starsTV vamps, for blood we thirstHelp that man, but shoot him firstMoving pictures full of painVoyeurism - wet your ass and fry your brainZoom in on the pile of death, close-up of the smashed - in headInterview the relatives, pay them cash for wet - hot tearsTelevision's your evil eye - cables sputing filthy crudTelevision is a pig sty - wallowing in real life mudTelevision's your evil eye - wanking off to sex and bloodShould there be a day of peaceWe've our something up to sleevesOur "assistant" will commitAny shit to land a hitWant to be on live TV?Send a postcard, we'll take care of it, you will seeTelevision's your evil eye - cables sputing filthy crudTelevision is a pig sty - wallowing in real life mudTelevision's your evil eye - wanking off to sex and blood
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