Razzle Dazzle Rose Lyrics

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Give 'em the old razzle dazzle 

Razzle dazzle 'em

Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it 

And the reaction will be passionate

Give 'em the old hocus pocus 

Bead and feather 'em

How can they see with sequins in their eyes? 

What if your hinges all are rusting? 

What if, in fact, you're just disgusting? 

Razzle dazzle 'em 

And they'll never catch wise

Give 'em the old razzle dazzle 



Razzle dazzle 'em

Back in the days of old Methusulah 

Everyone loves the big bamboozulah

Give 'em the old three ring circus 



Stun and stagger 'em

When you're in trouble 

Go into your dance

Though you are stiffer than a girder 



They let you get away with murder

Razzle dazzle 'em 

And you got a romance

Give 'em the old razzle dazzle 



Razzle dazzle 'em

Give 'em an act that's unassailable 

They'll wait a year till you're available

Give 'em the old wobble bammy 

Daze and dizzy 'em

Show 'em the first rate sorcere you are 

Long as you keep 'em way off balance 

How can they spot you got no talents?

Razzle dazzle 'em 

Razzle dazzle 'em 

And they'll make you a star

(transcribed by David )