Ready To Roll Lyrics
I got a 20 sider on call
I got the real world blinded
Midnight, torchlight down in the haunted cave.
Get some platinum the D.M. will turn the page.
Check out my thief he's got the black shield
Check out my sickly cave tan
Lawful, evil a moral catastrophe
Half-orc, full-dork; the myth and reality
We may not know any girls
But we got graph paper guiding our way
We got confusion, delusion
And all of Friday night to kill.
Pick up the phone the pizza's still late
Pick up from where your mule died
That was by far the best time that we ever had.
That was by far the best time that we ever had.
Get to the tavern have a few beers
Pick up an Elvin bar whore
Flashlight Brown Ready To Roll
