Remarkably Insincere Lyrics
One time I told youYou were the highlightOf all of my sexual life While I'm confessingWhen you're undressingI was picking the lockOn your safe with my knifeEinstein! If you're so naiveThat you believeEverything I said to youWell, I got your sexAnd wrote you rubber checksWell, what did you thinkI was gonna do My reputation for exaggerationIt never got to youThat's why I left DuluthSometimes I stretch the truth My dearest darlingYou know that luggageIt belonged to the blondWith the really nice pairAnd incidentallyI sorely missed youThe pain was so hard to bear If I would rate youNot that I hate youBut you would end upEighth, maybe ninth in your class Your build is hot nowIf you could use yourBrain like you use your ass Oh, you're so naiveHow could you believeEverything I said to you My reputation for exaggerationIt never got to youSometimes I'm so uncouthSometimes I stretch the truth Hey, I'm such a liarOne time I told youYou were the highlightOf all of my sexual life I'm remarkably insincereIncredibly insincereTotally insincereOh don't take it so hard, my dearI'm consistently insincere
Alice Cooper Remarkably Insincere