Secret Service Lyrics
The secret service makes me nervousWhen I am dating they are waiting to observe usWhen I get ready to hold steady for the kiss you planThe secret service makes me nervous and I can’t!They’re always spying, no denyingThey’re always peeping, gumshoe creeping, private eyingWhen I’m beginning to give-inning like a maiden auntThe secret service makes me nervous and I can’t!I’ve been exposed beyond controlJust like a goldfish in a bowl!The president’s daughter must drink waterNo drink of scotch she might do what she hadn’t otterWhen I’m ignited, so excited that I start to pantThe secret service makes me nervousWhen my lamps are litAnd I say this is it!. . . the secret service makes me nervousAnd I can’t!The secret service makes me nervousThose white house dicks get all their kicksWhen they observe us!Just as I wind up, make my mind up, not to say I won’tThe secret service makes me nervous and I don’t!When things look rosy they get nosyThey’ll say there’s tootsie playing footsie very cosyMy pulse goes higher, I’m on fire, shakin’ at the kneesThe secret service makes me nervous and I freeze!Whatever I may do or sayWill be reported the next day!They don’t see clearly when I’m merely being courtedWhen I’m just necking simply pecking with a cary grantThey stand behind me to remind me who and what I am. . . when I don’t give a ? x? x ( ooh ahh ahh! )The secret service makes me nervous and I can’t!
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