Stone Cold Sober Lyrics
Fire water is the devil's drinkDon't want it, no more chugalooEmpty Tankard? Fill it up with milk!Minerals! Vegetables! Health food and some peppermint teaNo more of that liquod deathNo more beer! No more booze! We'll play healthy metal insteadNo whisky, you can have our beerWe'll be living in sobpietyImmortal! Drinking is a sinProhibition is a good ideaAlcoholic days are gone - gonna fight those evil waysStone cold sober - gonna stick to the perrierAlcohol is no more fun - gonna drink our tonic straightStone cold sober - and we're all gonna lose some weightDon't do it! Through your beer away!There'a a better way to have some funAt parties, if you wanna boozeGet a six-pack of tomato juiceMinerals! Vegetables! Health food and some peppermint teaNo more of that liquod deathNo more beer! No more booze! We'll play healthy metal insteadBelieve it, we are clean and dryWe could play a gig at double aHeadbangers on a water bingeIf you're heavy don't you drink and diveAlcoholic days are gone - gonna fight those evil waysStone cold sober - gonna stick to the perrierAlcohol is no more fun - gonna drink our tonic straightStone cold sober - and we're all gonna lose some weightThe future - we can see it nowMerchendizing heavy metal linkThrash soda in the water barMultivitamins - we got our fillMinerals! Vegetables! Health food and some peppermint teaNo more of that liquod deathNo more beer! No more booze! We'll play healthy metal insteadAlcoholic days are gone - gonna fight those evil waysStone cold sober - gonna stick to the perrierAlcohol is no more fun - gonna drink our tonic straightStone cold sober - and we're all gonna lose some weight
Tankard Stone Cold Sober
