Ten Cents A Coup Lyrics
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It was a used car dealers' election
A
And the choice was rather small
D7
The boys agreed, "it's the war we need,
G
So there's no president at all."
G e
Here's to nixon and agnew
A
They are the stars of the stage and screen
D7
Not since laurel and hardy
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Have I laughed so hard I screamed
I thought that johnson was the devil
I thought we couldn't do no worse
Now the white house stands in disneyland
This country must be under a curse
Here's to nixon and agnew
They are the stars of the stage and screen
Not since laurel and hardy
Have I laughed so hard I screamed
I dreamed that nixon died of a suntan
There was only spiro left
At his swearing in, he fell on his chin
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He assasinated himself.
Here's to nixon and agnew
They are the stars of the stage and screen
Not since laurel and hardy
Have I laughed so hard I screamed
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