The Builder Lyrics
Verse <br />
School holidays were draggin' on<br />
He was gettin' really bored<br />
And his Mum had started poppin' pills<br />
She was climbin' up the walls <br />
<br />
So when he asked her could he go across<br />
The buildin' site and play<br />
She just popped another pill 'n' just said<br />
"Don't get in the way" <br />
<br />
So he chucked his little toolbox<br />
In his billycart 'n' left<br />
While his Mum knocked up a cuppa<br />
Laced with valium and Bex <br />
<br />
She needed all the help she could<br />
To cope with holidays<br />
But the pills and powders weren't enough<br />
When he got home from play ... 'n' said ... <br />
<br />
Chorus<br />
I wanna be a fuckin' builder when I grow up ... eh, Mum<br />
And build fuckin' houses everywhere, millions of the cunts<br />
A bricky or a chippy, eh Mum, I don't give a fuck<br />
I just wanna be a fuckin' builder when I grow up <br />
<br />
Verse <br />
It seemed the sawn-off shit<br />
Had listened to the builders while they worked<br />
And he'd remembered everything -- <br />
Word for fuckin' word! <br />
<br />
And his shell-shocked Mum just sat there<br />
As he went on to explain<br />
How "some wanker lost the fuckin' plans<br />
Then found the cunts again!" <br />
<br />
And how "some dickhead missed the fuckin' nail<br />
And hit his fuckin' thumb!"<br />
And how "they shaved a mickey whisker<br />
Off the door to close the cunt!" <br />
<br />
And his voice was so excited<br />
Best fun he'd ever had!<br />
"And can I go back tomorrow, Mum?<br />
Can't wait till I tell Dad, how ... <br />
<br />
Chorus<br />
I wanna be a fuckin' builder when I grow up<br />
And build fuckin' houses everywhere, millions of the cunts<br />
A bricky or a chippy, really, I don't give a fuck<br />
I just wanna be a fuckin' builder when I grow up <br />
<br />
Verse <br />
His Mum was scoffin' scotch and serepax<br />
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And propped against the fridge<br />
And when his Dad got home she dribbled<br />
"Tell your father what you said" <br />
<br />
So the young bloke give his Dad a serve<br />
The air was turnin' blue<br />
"Fuck the weather, fuck the foreman<br />
'N' fuck the unions, too!" <br />
<br />
His old man turned fuckin' purple<br />
'N' his whole body started to twitch<br />
Until finally he exploded<br />
"Go and get a switch!" <br />
<br />
But the young bloke shook his head<br />
'N' said, "No way, mate, I've knocked off<br />
Anyway, you c'n go 'n' get rooted<br />
Cause that's a fuckin' electrician's job!" <br />
<br />
Chorus<br />
Cause I wanna be a fuckin' builder when I grow up<br />
And build fuckin' houses everywhere, millions of the cunts<br />
A bricky or a chippy, not a sparky, go get fucked<br />
I just wanna be a fuckin' builder when I grow up <br />
<br />
Yeah, I wanna be a fuckin' builder when I grow up<br />
And build fuckin' houses everywhere, millions of the cunts<br />
A bricky or a chippy, you cranky bastard, go get fucked<br />
I just wanna be a fuckin' builder when I grow up <br />
<br />
Yeah, I wanna be a fuckin' builder when I grow up <br />
And build fuckin' houses everywhere, millions of the cunts<br />
A bricky or a chippy, you're not me foreman, go get fucked<br />
I just wanna be a fuckin' builder when I grow up
