The Church Lyrics
I belong to the church of the well-endowed manMy member's big as a grizzly bear's headMy pants can't hide the bulge God gave to meI'm proud of the width and the length of my partYou should see me break the young girls' heartsI always draw a crowd when I take a peeWell I don't mean to brag but my main piece dragsAnd when I got to bed the mattress sagsIt's hard to doze when you're long as a firehoseOh lemmee tell ya...We belong to the church of the well-endowed manIf you measured us in feet we'd be over tenThank you Lord for making us well-endowed menThank you Lord for making us well-endowed men.
Corky & The Juice Pigs The Church
