Three Little Pigs Lyrics
Sit right backAnd II may tell youA taleA tale of 3Little pigsAnd a bigBadWolf1 (x2)1, 2Well, the first little piggyWell, he was kinda hick, he spent most of his days just day-dreamin' ofthe cityAnd then one dayHe bought a guitarHe moved to Hollywood to become a starBut living on the farm, he knew nothing of the cityBuilt his house outta straw, what a pityThen one dayJammin' on some chordsAlong came the wolfKnockin' on his door(x2) Little pig, little pig, let me inNot by the hair of my chiny-chin-chin (x2)Well, I'm huffin'I'm puffin'I'll blow your house in(x2) Huff andPuff andBlow your house in (x2)Huffin' and I'll puffin' and I'll blow your house inWell, the second little piggyWell, he was kinda stokin', spent most of his days just a ganja smokin'Hoppin' and a-boppin' down on Venice BeachGettin' paid money for religious speechBuilt his shelter from what he garbage pickedMostly made up of old cans and sticksThen one day he was crankin' out Bob MarleyAlong came the wolf on his big, bad Harley(x2) Little pig, little pig, let me inNot by the hair of my chiny-chin-chin (x2)Well, I'm huffin'I'm puffin'I'll blow your house in(x2) Huff andPuff andBlow your house in (x2)Huffin' and I'll puffin' and I'll blow your house inWell, the third little piggyA grade A student, his daddy was a rock starNamed Pig NugentEarned his Master's DegreeFrom Harvard CollegeBuilt his house from his architect knowledgeA tri-level mansionHollywood HillsDaddy's rock stardomPaid for the billsThen one day came the old house masherThe big bad wolf, the little piggy slasher(x2) Little pig, little pig, let me inNot by the hair of my chiny-chin-chin (x2)Well, I'm huffin'I'm puffin'I'll blow your house in(x2) Huff andPuff andBlow your house in (x2)Huffin' and I'll puffin' and I'll blow your house inWell, the big bad wolfWell, he huffedAnd he puffedAll that he couldAnd low and behold the little piggy's house stood"It's made out of concrete"The little piggy shoutedThe wolf just frownedAs he pouted so they called 9 11Like any piggy wouldThey sent out RamboJust as fastAs they couldYoWolf faceI'm your worst nightmareYour ass is mine1 (x2)1, 2Well, the wolf fell dead as you can plainly seeAnd that's the end of storyFor you and meBut still give a listenYou just mayHear the big wolf and little piggies say(x2) Little pig, little pig, let me inNot by the hair of my chiny-chin-chin (x2)Well, I'm huffin'I'm puffin'I'll blow your house in(x3) Huff andPuff andBlow your house in (x3)Huffin' and I'll puffin' and I'll blow your house in (x4)And the moral of the story isThat bands with no talent can easily amuse idiots with a stupid puppetshow
Green Jelly Three Little Pigs
