Tiger Woods Lyrics

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I got big balls

Big old balls

Big as grape fruits

Big as pumpkins

Yes sir, yes sir

and on my really good days

they swell to the size of small dogs

my balls are as big as small dogs

well it ain't braggin' if it's true

yes sir, yes sir

Muhammad Ali said that

back when he was a young man

back when he was cassius clay

before he fought too many fights

and left his brain inside the ring

and sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods

Yeah I got a friend whose goal in life

was to one day go down on Madonna

that's all he wanted, that was all,

to one day go down on Madonna

and when my friend was 34, he got his wish in Rome one night

He got to go down on Madonna

In Rome on night in some hotel

and ever since he's been depressed

his life is shit from here on in

and all our friends just shake their heads

and say too soon, too soon, too soon

he went down on Madonna too soon

too young, too young, too soon, too soon

and it ain't braggin if it's true

yes sir, yes sir

no it ain't braggin' if it's true

Muhammad Ali said that

back when he was a young man

back when he was cassius clay

before he fought too many fights

and left his brain inside the ring

and sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods

If certain girls don't look at you

It means that they like you a lot

If other girls don't look at you, it just means they're ignoring you

how can you know

how can you know

which is which, who's doin' what

I guess that you can ask 'em

Which one are you baby

Do you like me or are you ignoring me

Do you like me or are you ignoring me

And all you need to do that

Is one big pair of big balls

Balls as big as grapefruits

Balls as big as pumpkins

Balls as big as mine

But even though my balls are big

Sometimes I wish they were bigger

Even bigger

Big as the wheels on a tractor

Big as the golden arches

Big as the golden gate bridge

Big as the state of Kansas

Big as Mars and Jupiter

Big as the swing of Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods