Walker, Texas Corpse Lyrics
But you have to be at least 80The make-up department should win an emmyFor making people think your aliveChorus:Chuck Norris- you're really fucking oldYou're the worst singer I have ever heardYou're even worse than I amYou should be climbing out of a graveWhile you sing the fucking theme songChorusYou look like you just got embalmedAnd were shopping for a coffinYour partner looks fucking stupidBeing black and wearing a cowboy hat
Anal Cunt Walker, Texas Corpse