WTF Collective 3 Lyrics
Yo...
MC confusing...
WTF 3 mother fuckers.
Got more hamstrings than a pile of wings
2012 - Bringing west wing DVDs to a blind date
First on deck every day normal guy
[everyday normal guy
Everyday normal guy
here to get the track started
My average lyrics are between
genius and retarded
I drink tap water
and watch all the CSIs
I put my 30 dollar pants on
on leg at a time
Sleep 8 hours a night
eat 3 meals a day
I'm motherfucking content
I got no reason to complain
I have a roof over my head
and I got clothes on my back
My verse is done it wasn't great
but hey it wasn't that bad
[MC uses time machines irresponsibly]
Yo I'm MC uses time machines irresponsibly
Went back and found Jusad Iscariot in 33 AD
Gave him 31 pieces of silver to rat out the wrong guy
Then I planted monsanto seeds in dinosaur times
Gave Bill Gates my iPhone in 1973
Then I travelled in time to the night that I was concieved
Then I met up with my parents and we hung out all night
Come to think of it they didn't have any alone time (NO)
[MC nausious]
MC Nausious up in this mother fucker
I don't feel so hot shit
I think that I am gonna [bluurg]
Why'm I so sick, what I eat
Cat food will make expired yogurt taste less like cheese (oh right)
[MC cock blocks himself]
MC cock blocks himself, hey girl what's up
You so sexy we should probably hook up
Crawl in a hot tub with a bottle of champagne
By the way I have a girlfriend and I think I might have AIDS
[MC necrophiliac]
MC necrophiliac, where are my dead bodies at
Crashing funerals just so that I can get a whiff of that
Decomposing bodies are (they're[?]) my favourite aphrodesiac
Flatlining gives me a pavlovian erection in my pants
Turn-offs include breathing pulses and signs of life
My turn ons are rigor mortis cold flesh and suicide
If you're not stiff as a board I won't be stiff and I'll be bored
Wait what do we have here? Looks like I'm about to score
[Talking, Zombie chorus guy]
Wait a minute... no! no!!! NO!!!
[singing]
-You have to be kidding me
What the fuck is going on
-This cannot be happening
I don't wanna do this any more
-This must be a bad dream
Leave me alone
-Why am I still singing?
I mother fucking killed myself
[MC gets sidetracked easily]
Yo!
MC gets sidetracked easily back in the heezy
By heezy I mean house but not the show I think it's cheezy
My favourite show is Dexter that guy is also in 6 feet-
under my first experience with death I was just 16
My dog got run over by a truck and its head exploded
Like Robert Patrick in Terminator 2 when he's frozen
Its freezing in Iceland I was just there on holiday
Hold on I think I got lost again what was I trying to say?
[MC who couldn't speak in the present tense]
I was MC who couldn't speak in the present tense
I'm gonna have a lot of money and my dick was immense
It would've been difficult, people assumed I was a retard
I'll have a serious problem, communicating was hard
[MC constipation]
Yo I'm MC constipation
It has been 3 days since
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My last bowell movement
I'm starting to get impatient
Spend hours on the toilet
Yet nothing never comes out of it
Intestines like polititions
They're constantly full of shit
I wish my bowell movements
where a little more like my rhymes
Always smooth and free-flowing
It would save me a lot of time
Push for hours with no result
Not even a brown brussel sprout
My shit's like a gay republican
It's not planning on coming out
[MC]
Yo I'm MC invisible
You can't see me
The only rapper in this industry
that can't be seen
With the naked eye
I won't lie
It's hard to get a fanbase
When image is everything
And I litterally don't have a face
[MC on the phone with Ted Danson]
I'm MC on the phone with Ted Danson
Keep it down
Just skip to the next verse
I'm on the phone with ted Danson
Not now
hold on ted
I don't wanna be in this song anymore
Leave me alone
This is more important
I'm on the phone with the guy who played Sam Malone
[MC confusing]
Yo MC confusing wrapping up the song
Like a plasticine high fiving (high five and) a helicopter thong
I got richochet highlitghts from the fleet fox's knife guy
We out like a rice fightin' a vampire's wife's life
[MC zombie chorus guy]
-Maybe this isn't so bad
Better than my last job
-Taking it in the ass for cash
20 bucks a pop
-Maybe things will turn around
Being a zombie's pretty cool
-Things couldn't get worse anyhow
(get's tackled by MC necrophiliac)
[Talking]
[MC necrophiliac:] Yeah that's right uuhh. [undoing fly/zipper] Oh you're gonna get it you little dead bitch.
[Chorus Guy:] No! No! Ahh! [getting raped] ow ow, I spoke to soon
[MC WCSITPT:] UUGH! That used to be so gross!
[MC Nausious:] It's just a guy having sex with a dead body. There's nothing (BLURG)
[MC invisible:] Dude! you just puked all over me!
[MC Nausious:] sorry
[MC constipation:] That's a good idea, I should get an enema
[MC cock-blocks himself:] Enemas, puke, guys having sex with dead bodies... you ready to go back to my place ([girl:] uugh (walks off)) What am I doing wrong?
[MC fatigue: (wakes up)] Did I miss anything?
