Yo Mama Lyrics

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Yo Mama Lyrics

good evening ladies and gentlemen, welcome to all about your momma. and on tonight, we're giving away the grand prize of one thousand dollars on your EBT card if you can just riddle me this..

yo momma is SO hairy..

contestant number one, over there, ten seconds, here we go

oo oo oo oo oo umm umm umm umm, yo momma.. naa.. thats not even that funny..

uh huh, its ok its ok, think it through, think it through

ooo ooo oo oo oo oo, aw damn

think about all the hairy momma's you know, go ahead, go ahead

ohh i got it, yo momma's so hairy, she look like big foot.

hold it (shh) now wait, hold it
thats PLAID OUT!

umm HIT IT

Verse 1:

why yo grand daddy gang bangin, and yo momma booty be stankin, why yo brother got them little gym shoes on, yo sister? she nappy headed (ha) you light skin like michael jackson, but yo momma dem dark like michael blackson (what?) no money back when you did your taxes (yeah) oodles of noodles for lunch and breakfast? (uhhh) t-shirt little, gotta big ketchup stain in the middle, love dirt like t-pain do a stripper, short haired do with a bang in the front pony-tail in the back, you smell like baby similac, mixed with a dill pickle (uhh) and you gotta black front tooth, yo momma gotta mustache bigger then mine, and gotta size 14 in a timberland boot

Chorus :

yo momma dirty, yo daddy dirty, yo sister dirty, yo brother dirty, yo dog dirty, yo turtle dirty, people got jokes and i know ya heard me. whatsup with dat (whatsup with dat) whatsup with dat (whatsup with dat) yo momma gotta mustache bigger then yo dad, whatsup with dat (whatsup with dat)
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Verse 2 :

yo momma, yo daddy, yo greasy greasy grand mamey, she got holes in her draws, 6 feet tall, tall enough to play basketball (shh) she funky (uhh), and you busted (na), why you walk around smellin so musty? lookin like ezelle off friday, thats a damn shame girl you dusty get yo goofy ass outta here, with a face like midget mac (uh), yo weave off track and you butt so flat, an yo apple bottoms sag? (no) yo mommas on crack like a hair look like a dust mop, yo uncle smell like dookie and he live behind a bus stop.

Chorus :

yo momma dirty, yo daddy dirty, yo sister dirty, yo brother dirty, yo dog dirty, yo turtle dirty, people got jokes and i know ya heard me. whatsup with dat (whatsup with dat) whatsup with dat (whatsup with dat) yo momma gotta mustache bigger then yo dad, whatsup with dat (whatsup with dat)

Verse 3 :

aw hell naw, yo buddy cute but you pop, yo daddy work at the corner store and yo mom a stripper her name is stop, yo momma look like a man,(man?) yo man look like a kid, (kid?) yo kid look like a miniature fire marshall but with a little wig yo booty stank an you musty, plus yo clothes dirty as hell, (uh) yo air force ones are busted, (what?) you had them since last year, (damn) Yo Ten Year Old Sista preg-a-nent and yo momma mad because she cant get wet, you little brother idol is michael vick, and your uncle real name is harriet. (uhh)

Chorus :

yo momma dirty, yo daddy dirty, yo sister dirty, yo brother dirty, yo dog dirty, yo church dirty, people got jokes and i know ya heard me. whatsup with dat (whatsup with dat) whatsup with dat (whatsup with dat) yo momma gotta mustache bigger then yo dad, whatsup with dat (whatsup with dat)

ha ha ha ha ha, you guys are a riot, thanks for tuning in to all about your momma, big shouts out to our sponsors hot stylz and doodoo records, GOODBYE! ha haa

Chorus :

yo momma dirty, yo daddy dirty, yo sister dirty, yo brother dirty, yo dog dirty, yo church dirty, people got jokes and i know ya heard me. whatsup with dat (whatsup with dat) whatsup with dat (whatsup with dat) yo momma gotta mustache bigger then yo dad, whatsup with dat (whatsup with dat)

yyeeeaaa