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Alien Conspiracy, Or The Cheese Song Lyrics
There is a reason you see
That I`m thicker in the middle
I could blame it on a bad knee
Maybe just a little
I could blame it on my blue jeans
Or that my wife is such a fine chef
My metabolism `s changing
But I haven`t told you yet
It`s a magical, mysterious
Hispanically ambiguously glaze
What is that white stuff on my nachos
It`s too thin for melted cheese
It`s too thick to be just milk
So won`t somebody tell me please
What is that white stuff I`m consuming
`Cause it`s so consuming me
We`ll you know they`ll never tell you
`Cause then they`d have to kill you
There`s a mother load of cheese-juice
That they found in Matchu Pichu
In the temple of the Incas
There`s a fountain flowing cheese dip
And then they smuggle it to Texas
And then they trick us with the free chips
It`s mind control in a salsa bowl
I`m not even sure I remember how I got here
Well give me some of that white stuff on my nachos
It`s too thin for melted cheese
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It`s too thick to be just milk
In its sublime consistency
What is that white stuff I`m consuming
`Cause it`s so consuming me
So this is sort of a love song
It`s a kind of confession
As for me ya see I`m long gone
So consider this a lesson
They wanna make us into zombies
Lurch into La Hacienda
To gobble up the Chimmy Chongas
That isn`t how you wanna end up
But Mexico remembers the Alamo
And the ghost of Montezuma `s on the move
He`s taken over with the white stuff on my nachos
It`s too thin for melted cheese
It`s too thick to be just milk
So won`t somebody tell me please
What is that white stuff I`m consuming
`Cause it`s so consuming me
What is that white stuff won`t somebody please
What is that white stuff won`t somebody please
What is that white stuff
I don`t care, just pass the cheese
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