Deuces Shoeless Vs. the Double Dribbles Lyrics
Simply the greatest game of all time
A 5 on 5 b-ball extravaganza
Mitch and I shall be team captains and select the best from the best
In my first pick at power forward I choose the Samoan bulldozer Umaga
In retaliation Mitch boosts his defense and steals with the Repo Man
Fortunately enough I receive Jimmy Snuk for the distant shots, and Kamala as a towering center
Now Mitch has chosen Too Cold Scorpio and D'Lo Brown
But I know who knows the real low down
Mr. Fuji shall play the perimeter on my shoeless team
Mitch scrambles Santino Marella
He thinks this is his casa
Well a certain necro butcher thinks otherwise
Poor shock master is with Mitch by default
No one likes to be picked last
In a game of razzle dazzle- jukes, spins, blood sweat and tears have flooded the court
In the final showdown, with 5 seconds left on the clock, my main man Mr. Fuji hits a fade away shot on the 9 point spot to win the game
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Shoeless warriors of mine....
To the bar, drinks on me
Fuck you Mitch
