Different Town Lyrics
Weeelll...<br />
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The Poopsmith he could talk<br />
(Poopsmith: hello)<br />
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and Marzipan would rock<br />
(Marzipan: half second guitar solo)<br />
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and the stick would be this big ol' tree that try to eat everyone except The Cheat and Me<br />
(Strong Mad: and me!)<br />
(Strong Bad: we'll see)<br />
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and The King of Town would be underground in a box filled up with peas.<br />
(King of Town: I hate peas!)<br />
(Strong Bad: I know!)<br />
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Bubs would give away flamethrowers that shoot chocolate hundred-dollar-bills<br />
(Bubs: immatation chocolate)<br />
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and my stupid baby brother would've been born with horns and a tail<br />
(Strong Sad: I'm evil)<br />
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Coach Z would wear his cool jacket<br />
(Coach Z: Check it out yo!)<br />
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and Homestar just couldn't hack it<br />
(Homestar: I QUIT!)<br />
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and Pom-Pom wouldn't change at all 'cept he'd look like an ABA basketball<br />
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2...3...4...<br />
and this little weirdo would be a modestly hot girl to help me through the hard times<br />
you know the kind that are only sorta hot so they don't mess arround with other guys<br />
(Homsar: daaaaah, i'm forever your girl
