Enter Mr. Formica (Icky Ficky Pt. Ii) Lyrics
It's been a while
Since you last met me Aeons ago
On ooh crikey
Right back then
I was a boring git
Who had a social life
As rare as a rocking horse shit
Bob fucking Catley
Was bardly the word Nuno Bettencourt
A right flamin' nerd
But now I've returned
A true nineties bloke
Because I've risen my head
An even bigger joke
My names Mr. Formica
My middle name is probably Keith
I've got my flash & Mr.Sheen
I am now armed to the teeth
To cook the food
And watch the kids
Wash out the undies
Remove the skids
Polish the windows
And then watch this morning
Go flower arranging
I'm right fuckin' boring
The moral of this story
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Is don't listen to bands who are shit
Like Magnum for example
'Cos you'll become a real wet git
At the start of this song
My life had improved
But I've just realised
That it hasn't
