I 500 Lyrics
When the winter's here and we're feeling blue
Me and Toyvo we head for da Soo
He brings the pasties and i bring the beer
Just like we done for the last twenty years
We see those crazy racers on their snow machines
Racing to see who gets to kiss the queen
You won't get me on no snowmobile
I won't ride nuttin that don't have wheels
It's the I 500 that we come to see
The biggest event in the whole U.P
We stand around and pour beer in our face
At the I 500 snow machine race
There's Trolls and Cheesheads and Yoopers too
From around the world we all come to the Soo
Those good ole Canadians all come here
They're eating our pasties and we're drinking their beer
Those lumberjacks from all the way from the Loo
They look like Yoopers in their gold steel boots
Here come the guys from the TV news
I seen them last night throwing up on their shoes
It's the I 500 that we come to see
The biggest event in the whole U.P
We stand around and pour beer in our face
At the I 500 snow machine race
I go looking for Toyvo at the end of the day
He musta got drunk and he wandered away
I find him frozen to the porta john seat
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With a frozen beer and two frozen feet
It's the I 500 that we come to see
The biggest event in the whole U.P
We stand around and pour beer in our face
At the I 500 snow machine race
At the I 500 snow machine race
