I Am Chewbacca Lyrics
I sit in a yellow cubicle
And I type at an orange screen
And I'll get a raise next Tuesday
If I can keep my office clean!
The women here ignore me
They call me "Scrawny Dan"
But that's because they don't know me
They don't know who I really am!
I AM CHEWBACCA!!! I AM A WOOKIE!!!
I FIGHT THE EMPIRE!!! I FIX THE ROBOTS!!!
DON'T FUCKING CROSS ME!!! I AM CHEWBACCA!!!
IN NEED OF NO ONE!!! IN WANT OF NOTHING!!!
I AM CHEWBACCA!!! I HAVE NO HOME!!!
MY HOME IS WHERE MY SPIRIT GOES!!!
DON'T FUCKING TAUNT ME!!! 'CAUSE I'M CHEWBACCA!!!
I'LL RIP YOUR ARMS OFF!!! I'LL KILL YOUR FRIEND!!!
I think about my home planet
When I'm in the conference room
I wear a coat and tie
But my heart is filled with gloom!
Cause that faggot on the Death Star
Would like to see me dead!
Someday I'll tear off his black helmet
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And take a dump on his fuckin' head!
I AM CHEWBACCA!!! I AM A WOOKIE!!!
I FIGHT THE EMPIRE!!! ON THE MILLENNIUM FALCON!!!
YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME??? YOU WANT A PIECE OF CHEWBACCA???
I'M EIGHT FEET TALL!!! I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!!!
I AM CHEWBACCA!!! I'VE GOT NO HOME!!!
MY HOME IS WHERE MY SPIRIT GOES!!!
YOU CAN ALL FUCK OFF!!! I AM CHEWBACCA!!!
KISS MY ASS!!! EAT SHIT, MOTHERFUCKER!!!
MOTHERFUCKER!!!
MOTHERFUCKAAA!!!
MOTHERFUCKAAAAAAA!!!
