I Wanna Be a Drug Sniffing Dog Lyrics
I wanna be a drug-sniffing dog
So I can snort coke all day long
Bite my master when it suits me
Get off on diminished capacity
I wanna be a customs man
And snoop through your stuff cause I can
Sneaky peaky pry through your private lives
Stroke your panties, jack off at lunch
Sure beats Alpo
It's the life
It's the stink
It's the attitude
I wanna be a San Francisco cop
So I can speed and run red lights
And sure as Rodney was a King
We got ways to make you sing
We can seize everything
Houses, cars, and life savings
Keep the loot for ourselves
Fake drug charge works every time
I wanna join the Christian coalition
So I can molest my children
None suspect me cause I've been saved
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'Til my stepdaughter drowns her kids in a lake
Spared rod spoils the child
It's the life
It's the stink
Choose your masks
