I Wanna Be a Man Lyrics
(Indescipherable foreign accent)
Is everybody ready?
Hans? Johann? Heidi?
Let's go, everybody
I'm sorry I'm a girl
And not a man
Then I could come all the time
In the palm of my precious little hand
Get drunk in the bars
And act like a klutz
It really wouldn't matter
I'd be too stupid to be nuts
(Chorus)
I Wanna Be a Man
So I can stink
A big, tough guy
I'm sick of pink
And if I was a man
I could tell lots of lies
About all the girls I've fucked
Just like all of you guys
I'd be self-sufficent
And I wouldn't need another
But if I got a little boo-boo
I'd go running back to my mother
(Chorus)
And if I was a man
I'd always be hot
Wouldn't matter what I fucked
Just as long as it's got a twat
I'd just rip off her pants
And fuck her, 1, 2, 3
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How did this stinking cunt
Have the luck to find me
(Ooo!)
(Chorus)
And if I was a man
I could piss anywhere
Piss on your wrist, you sonofabitch
When you're a man, you don't care
I could fuck any time
And be hard as a rock
Spend my life worrying about
The size of my teeny little cock
(Chorus)
And if I was a man
All you sluts would give me head
(I'd) Get my rocks off
Then I'd kick you out of bed
Be tackless and boring
With nauseating breath
I'd be a worthless piece of shit
From birth until death
(Everybody!)
(Chorus)
(Everybody sing)
(Chorus repeated in background)
