Michael Joined The Navy Lyrics
Michael joined the navy at the age of 21. They sent him to Virginia where he learned to shoot a gun
Whoa Whoa. Whoa Whoa. He's on a big boat now
He signed away his life, now he gets to see the world. He sent me home a postcard of a really pretty girl
You gotta fight for your country. Fight for your flag. Don't let them turn you into a fag
Keep America free for me. (on the 4th of July-John's drunk ass lyric line)
Well he's floating off at sea underneath the blazing sun
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I'll bet he lost his gut chasing hookers on the run
And if we ever go to war, should be over pretty fast