Principals Office Lyrics
[Verse 1:]
Now as I get to school I hear the late bell ringing,
runnning through the halls, I hear the glee club singing,
and as I get to the office I can hardly speak,
cause it`s the third late pass that I got this week,
so to my first class I run and don`t walk,
all I hear is my sneakers and the scratching of chalk,
and as I get to the room I hear the teacher say,
Mr. Young I`m very happy you could join us today,
I try to sit down so I can take some notes,
but I can`t read what the kind next to me wrote,
and if that wasn`t enough to make my morning complete,
as I try to get up, I find this gum on my seat,
so with the seat stuck to me, I raised my hand,
and said, exscuse me but can I go to the bathroom, maam?
the teacher got upset, and she screamed out no,
it`s off the principal`s office you go,
[Verse 2:]
12 o`clock comes with mass hysteria,
everybody rushes down to the cafeteria,
picked up my tray to have Thursday`s lunch,
and as I tried the apple sauce, I heard it crunch,
I`m running up the stairs with my front tooth broken,
the nurse just laughed, and said you must be joking,
I looked up at her with a smile on my face,
no joke `cause my front tooth is out of place,
so I walked to school with ice on my lip,
the nurse`s late pass like a gun on my hip,
my books are real heavey, I`m walking, I`m dragging,
ain`t no school lunch next week, I`m brown-bagging it,
forget class, I`m a shoot some ball,
with the late pass I got no trouble at all,
but then the nurse walks up and says what do you know,
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it`s office to the prinicipal`s office you go
[recess]
[Verse 3:]
passing notes is my favorite pass time,
I can`t wait to find a girl to pass mine to,
to express my feelings,
give me a week B, and the girl` be dealing,
now one young lady was looking at me,
I said hi my name is Marvin, known as Young MC,
but then the ball rang, and the teacher came in,
and that`s when the game of passin notes would begin,
I wrote the first note, told her she was fine,
and I hoped that the two of us could spend some time,
she wrote me back and told me you`re fine too,
I`d love to go on a date and spend some time with you,
so then I sat there reeling, and looking at the ceiling,
words can`t express the way that I was feeling,
then I though to myself, the sure way to get her,
is to write another note, oh yes, a love letter,
when I finished the note, it was ready to pass,
the teacher took it, and read it right in front of the class,
she read it word-by-word and line-by-line,
and everybody who was laughing was a friend of mine,
even then my girl was laughing, and it was too late,
for me to write another note `cause there would be no date,
the teacher looked at me, and I said I know,
it`s off to the principal`s office I go,
yo, you think this is bad, wait til I get my report card
