Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ears Lyrics
[Q:] If the aunt had balls she would be?
[A:] Uh, the uncle.
[Q:] And in more trouble than?
[A:] A pregnant nun.
So get a hole to hide in
or somehide to cover the hole
Pig's Christmas parcel arrived
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basically full of crap
and others lil' treats.
Awe, that little pig.