Scumbag Lyrics
"Scumbag"
Sits on his milk crate all day long [bleat]
From morning until night he sings his song
To the ladies passing by
Outside of Zum Zum Zum Zum Zum Zum Zum restaurant
Oooh...
"Scumbag"
He used to be a famous actor [snarls]
The pretty Broadway butterflies would flutter to his
Dressing room at night [snarls]
Til one sad day a monarch
Flew through his window and broke his heart. [sobs]
Zum Zum finds him there at nine o'clock
And perfect ladies scream a perfect shock ["oh my"]
At five his workday through he rides a crosstown bus
His milk crate abides
Til morn when he returns to greet the ladies ["hey ladies"]
"Scumbag"
Sits on his milk crate all day long [snarls]
From morning until night he sings his song
To the ladies passing by
Outside of Zum Zum Zum Zum Zum Zum Zum restaurant
Oooh...
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Zum Zum finds him there at nine o'clock
And perfect ladies scream a perfect shock ["oh my"]
At five his workday through he rides a crosstown bus
To God knows where
And nobody tells him what to do [x2]
I'd like to live like that now, wouldn't you?