Song for Bob Crane Lyrics
Crane, Crane, you're goin' insane
You can't have sex with everyone
You see it's just not right
Clink, clink, what did you think?
You're driving to the airport
In a rented car with gloves
Syndication never hurt so bad
It's always pleasant at the mall
Your mutilation really made me sad
You're still a hero to us all
Crane, Crane, what's in your brain?
Maps of tunnels underground
Where Nazi vampires sleep
Clink, clink, right by the sink
While the junior high-school girls
Fight for remote control
Syndication never hurt so bad
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It's always pleasant at the mall
Your mutilation really made me sad
You're still a hero to us all
Crane, Crane, you're goin' insane
You can't have sex with everyone
You see it's just not right
